the-husbando:

ryebreadgf:

zoom meeting

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@tinynachoblizzard @joomtrash @zoonil choose your fighter in Oscar

Bottom left for me always

  12:29 am on 9 May 20 with 57,737 notes

the-husbando:

yourbootyisyou:

elvish-memesmith:

Me, with premium:

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Me who downloads all my music instead of using a streaming service:

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The last one is me @ all of you @zoonil @tinynachoblizzard @joomtrash

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  10:07 am on 26 January 20 with 152,422 notes
  #excuse me i love apple music 

the-husbando:

goldenshuri:

be soft

but be ready

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@zoonil

  7:38 am on 1 December 19 with 106,548 notes
  #tru fax  #👀👀👀 

the-husbando:

shinymegacrobat:

mexicanjesuschrist:

neptunianhoney:

charizord:

ramifico:

early 2000′s self-care

me cleaning my hole

How do I remove my prostate like that?

prolapse 

Im about to block every single person on this website

@zoonil

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  7:38 am on 1 December 19 with 185,163 notes
  #honestly mood lmfaoooo 

dreamerofderse:

my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

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  3:47 pm on 29 July 19 with 139,912 notes
  #ugh 
Pooh Bear

theawesomeadventurer:

doctorbeth:

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

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They come for spas:

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New hearts and stuffing:

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And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

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Sometimes they look like this:

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A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

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As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

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His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

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And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

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His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

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As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

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Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

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And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

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He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

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  7:03 pm on 17 July 19 with 257,029 notes

spideysbff:

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Ghhbvhhbvgh vvvgh

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  6:14 pm on 16 July 19 with 60,507 notes
  #omg 

mothurs:

friend: you look stressed
me: haha yeah it’s the stress

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  6:10 pm on 16 July 19 with 1,162,096 notes

notnormalalert:

speedlimit15:

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  10:12 pm on 15 July 19 with 72,347 notes
  #they right 

tsaimelemoni:

just-shower-thoughts:

b, p, d and q are the same fucking letter and noone talks about it

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  10:11 pm on 15 July 19 with 96,925 notes